Billie Eillish on YouTube.
Damn, Billie Eillish hired an actual bass player. It gives me hope that the youth are writing horny lyrics again. Enjoy this moment before NPR thinkpieces this horniness away. Still, I’m more excited to hear future remixes of “LUNCH” than to relisten to “LUNCH.”
-Brady Gerber
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