OPE!

The ranch dressing of music blogs by Brady Gerber.

Los Campesinos! on Bandcamp.

Rating: 0.5 out of 4.

Emo music sucks, and Los Campesinos! is embarrassing. I say this as a former fan, too. If I kidnapped six other people and forced them to play in my band while stealing lyrics from Jeremy Corbyn’s Wikipedia page then maybe I too would be Twitter famous and inspire a lot of shit music. At least LC! has the nerve to be funny in their best songs. “Feast Of Tongues” has no humor and no reason to exist.

-Brady Gerber

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