Sabrina Carpenter – “Espresso”

Sabrina Carpenter online.

Rating: 3 out of 4.

I like Sabrina Carpenter and “Espresso” how I like seltzer water. Refreshing, lovely in the right mood, and I don’t care about the brand because it all tastes the same to me. Is there anything cooler than us misremembering ’70s Los Angeles?

-Brady Gerber

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