Ariana Grande online.
I wonder how Robyn feels about Ariana Grande. Maybe it’s a complement to Robyn’s Honey (still great) that Grande felt like she could Disney-fy Robyn’s melancholic disco frisbee and use it as a tribute to a sad movie about a creepy Jim Carrey falling in love again with falling in love, heartbreak and warts and all. I think Grande is a boring pop star with an excellent voice, so I like “we can’t be friends (wait for your love)” in which the song’s focus is a compelling vocal melody. The missing half-star is my feeling that somehow, Robyn got robbed. At least the outro is pretty. For the love of God, can we stop with all the lowercase song titles.
-Brady Gerber
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