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Faye Webster on Bandcamp.

Rating: 2 out of 4.

Natalie Prass walked so Faye Webster could jog into the hearts of boring teens who don’t have the nerve to listen to ambient jazz but want something a little more spicy to play in the background while waiting for their Blue Apron. Webster’s 2019 album Atlanta Millionaires Club felt like such a breath of fresh air at the time, it seems that all her following (and earned) streaming success has made her music dull. I would love to do as little as Lil Yachty does in “Lego Ring” and still be called a musician. These keyboards feel on loan from a better song. Is every modern indie rock band sharing the same used distortion bass pedal? A 39-year-old NPR listener living in upstate [insert state] is losing his shit right now.

-Brady Gerber

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