The ranch dressing of music blogs by Brady Gerber.

Beyoncé – “Texas Hold ‘Em”

Beyoncé online (imagine if she was on Bandcamp). Beyoncé’s worst song in years and, as my friend Sam correctly points out, will be the song that finally wins her the Album of the Year Grammy. “Texas Hold ‘Em” feels like seven different songs competing against each other; I’ll now have to listen to this expensive […]